This

Gosh there’s a lot going on here isn’t there @this.uk ? A fake guerilla campaign to look like the ad’s been vandalised. A man staring captivatingly into the middle distance.  A joke about irons. And, in the middle of it all, a very very tiny picture of your sausage. I can’t help but feel you might have overcooked it. Ahahahahaha. Sorry.

And, by the way, that bloke’s never ironed anything in his life.